"copied my reviews straight out the zagat. foodie aristocrat. bob saget."
-me, during a food blogger rap battle with glossy.
i’m retiring.
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5 months ago
"gonna make a dreamcatcher. gonna catch all my dreams…like pokemon."
-a sleep-deprived me.
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11 months ago
"really, i just want a baklava cake in a fun, architectural style. like the leaning tower of baklava, or the sears baklava, or the empire baklava building. or the statue of baklava."
-planning for my birthday
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11 months ago
primetimepoet replied to your quote: well if it isn’t the pot calling the kettle BLACK!…
“can I show up fifteen minutes late?” is still my favorite
half cpt!
"well if it isn’t the pot calling the kettle BLACK! or in this case, half-black."
-this is what happens when i get up before 8am."i’m going to run him down in my minivan. and throw him in the back of the van and bury him somewhere. and the bloodstains will look like oil stains. alibi!"
-you can figure it out.
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