hypothetical political lyrical miracle whip

superpower: taking incredible license photos. i’m okay with having this in my wallet for eight years.

gpoy: christmas edition.

1. rocking red lipstick and hanging with a holiday gorilla at the brewery.

2. singing ‘last christmas’ in front of actual people while wearing elf boots (brewery owner in the background. he’s normally not that skeezy…that was his emcee persona).

using power tools. like a boss.

gpoy

i look super cute.

sometimes my awesomeness surprises even myself

summer 2009.
no, for the millionth time, i am not a hipster.

summer 2009.
it looks like my face is melting!